Susan From Accounting

"I'm huge. Don't forget it."

-Me, Susan Susan is here to save the day, y'all.

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our dishwasher has this green light that means its clean and it will only go off if you actually fully close and snap the door shut so sometimes when I empty the dishwasher I purposefully don't completely shut the door so the green light stays on and I see how long it takes my roommates to sheepishly open it and see it's empty I hate them by the way