Omioni

Badabing Omioni is a wanted fugitive in 3 continents. Known as the 1% Italian Stallion, he is wanted for armed robbery, extortion, illegal gambling, organized heists, dabbing, travelling to Canada, and many other heinous acts. It is said if one stands in front of a mirror and says "teehee" three times, they will feel the presence of omioni behind them.

This creature subsists entirely on spaghetti cooked by his mother and is rarely sighted publicly. No one's sure where he came from or what he is but a theory stands that approximately one eon ago, an amalgam formed itself in the molten rocks of Earth's core and became sentient.