CSUN After Dark

"'In reality it’s just me talking to myself and curating [REDACTED]'""-Unknown Source"The California State University Northridge After Dark Discord Server is where the heathens gather to discuss vile acts against god himself. Secretly overseen by Princess Dianne Harrison who sends every message to the pope to personally check over himself. So far the Server has been deemed 98.6% unholy and if the students do not get it down to at least 95% they will be subject to eternal damnation at the hand of the Lord Jesus Christ or something like that. Jesus can only forgive so much.

In order to be allowed into the server, one must "react", as the kids call it, with a peach emoji. Maybe it was something else I forgot. A peach is a type of fruit that is very yummy, but the godless heretics of this earth decided it resembles a butt, or as these hicks call it, lord please forgive me, an "ass". A "juicy dumptruck of an ass", even. These whores also use the eggplant emoji as a phallic symbol to carry out their impious acts. One day, the holy hammer of G-d will strike down on these evil doers and their vulgar "discord" "server", but that day is not today. The impurity continues to run rampant, but I can offer a few words from the holiest of men the pope himself, "you all are nasty". Amen. Repent. McJesus.